I'm pretty sure this earring-wearing cow is laughing because there's crack in the cheese that he makes. Only 35 calories in that wedge of goodness? Cows are born liars.
Speaking of snacks, let me introduce you to the best apple of all time. The one apple that gives it a run for its money is the apple that they give you at the finish line of the NYC Marathon, but you have to run 26.2 miles to get one --- you can weigh the cost/benefit analysis on that. If you don't have that kind of time, go pick up a Jazz Apple. You will fall in love immediately. You will want to give this apple a promise ring and run away to Vegas with it. Don't say I didn't warn you...
"Cows are born liars" is going on my quote board.
ReplyDeleteI would totally marry the Jazz apple. I'm already friends with it on facebook. Not joking.